Monday, August 25, 2008

Brother Bother

You head to the police station and hand in the money. The police are super happy with you for being a model citizen. You think they might reward you with some of the money, but they give you a sticker instead. A sticker! You are disgusted, though at the same time feeling quite proud of your citizenly actions. While the senior sergeant is congratualting you, you notice a Wanted poster behind the the desk. The sketched face looks disturbingly like your brother. You lean a little closer and realise it is your brother! Your marvellous big brother who has never done anything wrong in his life...you think. The sergeant notices you looking at the poster and asks if you have any information.
You don't think that your brother would have done anything wrong, so you tell the police where to find him.
OR
You make up a lie about once having a pet with the same name, then head home to ask your brother what's going on.